Cooking & Baking. Hardcore. Sleep. Harry Potter ≥ life. I just try to live my life to the fullest extent I know how.Tumblr (3.0; @jocelynvb)http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50988090816" src="http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50988090816/audio_player_iframe/jocelynvb/tumblr_mn3vycFOfh1r3hw78?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjocelynvb%2F50988090816%2Ftumblr_mn3vycFOfh1r3hw78" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://jennifervanessa.tumblr.com/post/50954692639/justineskbre-power-trip-conditioned-to" target="_blank">jennifervanessa</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://justineskbre.tumblr.com/post/50917367449/power-trip-conditioned-to-death" target="_blank">justineskbre</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Power Trip. Conditioned to Death.</p> </blockquote> <p>CURRENTLY BREAKING MY FURNITURE </p> </blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50988090816http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50988090816Tue, 21 May 2013 09:40:19 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m4p6y9ZOv91qastypo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50988028919http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50988028919Tue, 21 May 2013 09:38:51 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/43ac5ad516438537b6a301e118f7ca44/tumblr_mfefvpxCEx1qdjvrao1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50987844748http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50987844748Tue, 21 May 2013 09:34:34 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0bd7352d5f121f4aa39e81c328fe9a06/tumblr_mn5dizrrK81qb9id7o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50987809732http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50987809732Tue, 21 May 2013 09:33:44 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/33097c00e7f6491311e007f200b9ea21/tumblr_mk9x0ws3st1qgfhmwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50947202950http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50947202950Mon, 20 May 2013 20:07:58 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f1da374ca1c7847a355c8af114379c26/tumblr_mn3wlyPr1I1qbwi2go1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://fuckyeahtraditionaltattoos.tumblr.com/post/50930843810/sea-is-a-cruel-mistress-by-brane-doricic" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">fuckyeahtraditionaltattoos</a>:</p> <blockquote><p>sea is a cruel mistress. by brane doricic @ croatian tattoo convention.</p></blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50947177232http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50947177232Mon, 20 May 2013 20:07:38 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/9166ceab4b9365447dfaf5a73584598a/tumblr_mj8usvIvMr1rh1u9qo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50946829047http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50946829047Mon, 20 May 2013 20:03:01 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/be9499a59d49744a89ec381b689c0807/tumblr_mn3w9e2W2n1qzio10o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50944810563http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50944810563Mon, 20 May 2013 19:36:31 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/4edd50221de5b31518e37508c1742af7/tumblr_mn2ut8bsXv1qbz8aro1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/92362f119f5907055f2952bef6a9b3f0/tumblr_mn2ut8bsXv1qbz8aro2_r1_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5b8decb6317e52c8aee05c01913052c3/tumblr_mn2ut8bsXv1qbz8aro6_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/93177cf3c4ad384fa8eada0d07ae9f9a/tumblr_mn2ut8bsXv1qbz8aro3_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/3906fb51c4b023c8a77c5595ce4280f3/tumblr_mn2ut8bsXv1qbz8aro4_250.gif"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/df6b124b549d39c927cb456168d7d8da/tumblr_mn2ut8bsXv1qbz8aro5_250.gif"/><br/> <br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50944449861http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50944449861Mon, 20 May 2013 19:31:46 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7q7mbdyzD1qagc49o1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50942876734http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50942876734Mon, 20 May 2013 19:11:13 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/0bff97e4abafc7e4bb4e68a71db42866/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo5_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3a98ee8e7ce51f83d7c033d20985d115/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/94eb530e182d5248ac102375f488ab8d/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/6b0c1d8e4ab590a46b6755af472bd4e5/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo7_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/70d8e220197e574b3aa064de3258e926/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo6_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/3b636c9302f36e609f43fb041b492f5e/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo8_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0449dceef4432472586da42d2e36657b/tumblr_mmwwjdjoJH1qe7wgwo2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://foxandcrow.tumblr.com/post/50859705167/jacob-james-jake-true" target="_blank">foxandcrow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Jacob James (@jake_true)</p> </blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907157351http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907157351Mon, 20 May 2013 10:08:17 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_m7dthyRKMp1qaw44ro1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><p><a href="http://caitwenn.tumblr.com/post/50881170519/supposedly-there-is-a-new-study-that-says" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">caitwenn</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://awesomephilia.com/post/50624084505/shawna-marie-supposedly-there-is-a-new-study" target="_blank"> </a></p> <blockquote> <blockquote> <p>Supposedly there is a new study that says when a woman sits on a guy’s hips when he is doing a chest press, his testosterone rises up to about 97.9% which promotes strength and muscle growth.</p> </blockquote> <p>Probably not the only thing that rises up to about 97.9%</p> </blockquote></blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907116281http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907116281Mon, 20 May 2013 10:07:23 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/1bd34d21ba11cf8b2a5d95b2b3020f8b/tumblr_mk89uljUeM1rrhvgbo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907078902http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907078902Mon, 20 May 2013 10:06:32 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/b416f6d407314d09264feeb82aebb421/tumblr_mmtcwhimWb1r2m7jgo1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/26cf5400ef4124c1e1089b2dc3f18e1b/tumblr_mmtcwhimWb1r2m7jgo2_r1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://electrictattoos.tumblr.com/post/50457756355/pari-corbitt" target="_blank">electrictattoos</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p>Pari Corbitt</p> </blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907002407http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50907002407Mon, 20 May 2013 10:04:50 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mbgfinFTE31qeevmso1_500.png"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50878445190http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50878445190Sun, 19 May 2013 23:04:15 -0400<img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/f2f2e7fb6048f5815311c150262daf22/tumblr_mn1kv593qr1qe7wgwo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/><blockquote><p>Ryan Cooper Thompson (@ryancooperthomspon)</p></blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50869494175http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50869494175Sun, 19 May 2013 21:10:58 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/bf3fb3b2582968d8840f2dcbc15114b6/tumblr_mgofg2JC1q1qjukd8o1_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/04bb428ef1d260c062062e995fe0096e/tumblr_mgofg2JC1q1qjukd8o2_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/9bf467a02306141f00cf8fe184d27a9c/tumblr_mgofg2JC1q1qjukd8o4_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/><img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/f1db8eaf2267c11a1402ab37099ae5e6/tumblr_mgofg2JC1q1qjukd8o3_500.jpg"/><br/> <br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50867434761http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50867434761Sun, 19 May 2013 20:43:42 -0400<iframe src="http://player.vimeo.com/video/65927758" width="400" height="225" frameborder="0"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://countxtrapula.tumblr.com/post/50831976856/thedg3fvk-dirtygvrl-allof-my-love" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">countxtrapula</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://thedg3fvk.tumblr.com/post/50830889973/dirtygvrl-allof-my-love-thiinka" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">thedg3fvk</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a href="http://dirtygvrl.tumblr.com/post/50830822892/allof-my-love-thiinka-didney-worl-no-uta" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">dirtygvrl</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://allof-my-love.tumblr.com/post/50745160531/thiinka-didney-worl-no-uta-admiralrainbow" target="_blank">allof-my-love</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://thiinka.tumblr.com/post/50706874902/didney-worl-no-uta-admiralrainbow" target="_blank">thiinka</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://didney-worl-no-uta.tumblr.com/post/50697349341/admiralrainbow-rirygoesrawr" target="_blank">didney-worl-no-uta</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://admiralrainbow.tumblr.com/post/50680332364/rirygoesrawr-cyanide-poisoning-men" target="_blank">admiralrainbow</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://rirygoesrawr.tumblr.com/post/50661760888" target="_blank">rirygoesrawr</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://cyanide-poisoning.tumblr.com/post/50580713803/men-experiencing-labor-pains-with-their-wives" target="_blank">cyanide-poisoning</a>:</p> <blockquote> <p><strong>Men Experiencing Labor Pains</strong></p> <blockquote> <p><em>With their wives supporting them.</em></p> </blockquote> </blockquote> <p>HAHAHHAHAHA TOO GOOD</p> </blockquote> <p>I bet a kick in the balls would feel real good right about then.</p> </blockquote> <p>“Men can handle anything”</p> <p>“Women exaggerate everything”</p> <p>And then they realized just how wrong they were</p> </blockquote> <p>i was giggling so sadistically ahahaha</p> </blockquote> <p>I love how their wives just high five each other and laugh in the midst of their pain.</p> </blockquote> <p>“STOP SMILING” screams one of the dudes to his wife, hahaha</p></blockquote> <p>Nooooooo</p></blockquote> <p>nooooooooooooooo</p></blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50834568652http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50834568652Sun, 19 May 2013 13:44:27 -0400<iframe class="tumblr_audio_player tumblr_audio_player_50821360057" src="http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50821360057/audio_player_iframe/jocelynvb/tumblr_mjibcxipyT1s0by0l?audio_file=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.tumblr.com%2Faudio_file%2Fjocelynvb%2F50821360057%2Ftumblr_mjibcxipyT1s0by0l" frameborder="0" allowtransparency="true" scrolling="no" width="500" height="169"></iframe><br/><br/><p><a href="http://condition-oakland.tumblr.com/post/50818219444/seventy-times-7-brand-new-and-is-that-what-you" class="tumblr_blog" target="_blank">condition-oakland</a>:</p> <blockquote><p><br/>Seventy Times 7 - Brand New</p> <p><em>And is that what you call tact?</em><br/><em> You’re as subtle as a brick in the small of my back.</em><br/><em> So let’s end this call, and end this conversation.</em></p></blockquote>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50821360057http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50821360057Sun, 19 May 2013 10:36:31 -0400<img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mde36mR8Zf1qcfavoo1_500.jpg"/><br/><br/>http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50781836151http://jocelynvb.tumblr.com/post/50781836151Sat, 18 May 2013 23:06:05 -0400